The Pukefest that is Facebook.

Now, I love Facebook. Any of my friends can tell you that due to the fact that I post approximately 1300000 statuses a night. But, the is a growing concern that really has been bothering me. All of those disgusting, puke my intestine out, nitty-gritty relationship stuff. Here's someones status that just made my stomach turn over:

woke up at 4 and couldnt fall back asleep. but thats okay because i started talking to joey at 5 :)

All I can say is, "Ew." I mean, I don't give a shit if you're all for the romance, but that shit isn't romance. It's disgusting. I mean, please, stop spamming my feed with an unintelligible, unprofound, vomit inducing disgust fest. Alright, that is all.