Sadly, in the modern day, there is no chivalry among men. They hang-out with women instead of dating them, they ask women to be steady with them through text messages, and they break up with women via Facebook. Disgusting. If you have the much of a goddamned, fucking problem, you need to examine your ballsack to figure out if you still have balls.
It's terrible. Us manly men need to make a stand, and teach our progeney how to treat women correctly, and not to be complete pussies all the time. You know what I'm saying? Jackwagons...
So go out and do some shit that's not gay. Learn some chivalry. Make a campfire without a lighter or matches. Or Gasoline. Kill and gut a deer. Grow some chest hair. MAKE SURE YOUR BALLS ARE STILL ATTACHED. Buy a boat and smuggle shit to America from Cuba.
Do something cool.
