Now, being as I am a sophomore in highschool, I have to read some very stupid books for my English classes. (This would also be a good time to ask the question, "Why the fuck am I in an English class when I have a fifteenth-grade reading and writing level?") But this year, I have read two of the worst books I have ever read. They are The Joy Luck Club and Things Fall Apart.
I'll start with The Joy Luck Club. It's shit. Some stupid Asian-American woman who thinks she's better than anyone else wrote a stupid book about some stupid asian bitches and their mothers. This is the perfect example of people reading WAY too far into books. The questions were like, " What does the moon in this story represent?" Hm....Let me see. IT'S THE FUCKING MOON. WHAT. THE. FUCK?!?! It doesn't represent anything other than how much better America is than every other place on Earth. Mmmkay, Punkin? Now, back to what I was saying. So, this asian bitch who thinks she's sooo much better than everyone else decided to write a book about regular people. But, this bitch is crazy. I mean, I'm pretty sure she's been institutionalized a few times. Look her up: Amy Tan. This goddamned stupid woman should not be allowed to fucking write what we as Americans call modern literature.
Now, onto Things Fall Apart. This book was published in the 50's from some African dude who, again, thought he was better than everyone else, just cause he's from African. It's shit. All it talks about is some stupid African dude who has a god-complex and finds anything "female" bad. What a pussy.
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